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Transcribe this. What makes this so infuriating is I told so many doctors about this, and none of them are excited about it. It’s almost as if they want you to be obese and not able to lose weight without taking these medications that cost thousands of dollars.

They want you to be fat so they can keep seeing you for some reason. It’s almost like they don’t want your diseases to be cured and they don’t want your obesity to be cured. 

I’m so embarrassed to be part of the medical community when the response is like this to something that’s so groundbreaking, especially when someone who actually has a background in clinical investigation and a master’s of public health is telling you about it, and you just choose to ignore it. That just shows how bad the medical system is. 

It really is the swamp that Donald Trump talked about. You see, I came back to Ohio after working in Chicago for 15 years, and I found so much corruption in the medical community in Ohio, it’s disgusting. 

Literally, doctors look the other way and don’t say anything when their companies are doing massive medical fraud. There’s two examples of this, but I don’t want to reveal the details. 

Let’s just say the major academic university in Columbus, Ohio, is telling everyone at Medicare and Medicaid that every patient admitted there has cancer. They’re putting an oncological billing diagnosis code on every patient, I think. That’s what the chief medical officer of another corrupt medical organization that I was working for told me. 

And this other organization, they keep people in an LTAC hospital, long-term acute care LTAC hospital, for 15 extra days sometimes, just because the insurance is going to pay for 15 extra days. And while they’re in this facility, the patient usually gets another infection and then has to stay for 30 more days. 

So I was trying to discharge a patient, and the social worker told me, no, you’re not allowed to. The insurance is paying for 15 more days. And then I was like, what if the patient gets another infection? Because this place is coated with multidrug-resistant organisms. And then the social worker laughed and said, well, then we get to keep the patient for 30 extra days. And then I was like, fuck these people. They deserve to lose their jobs. And this hospital needs to be put out of business. 

So I complained to the state medical board, to JD Vance, because I’m from Middletown, Ohio, and Donald Trump. And if these guys don’t do anything about this, they are so full of shit about draining the swamp. It’s unbelievable. 

Because my first girlfriend’s dad is best friends with Joe Biden, and I made sure she knows about it. And her sister, who’s best friends with Joe Biden’s daughter. And by the way, I also made sure to tell them to send it to Joe Biden himself. 

So the first president before this guy knows about it, and I told Joe Biden, please send it to Barack Obama, so the second president before this guy knows about it too. So the current president knows about it, the president before him knows about it, and the president before that knows about it. 

So if nothing is done, this government is so fucking corrupt and owned by the corrupt medical system that I don’t even know what we should do. I think we should just sue the federal government and put the federal government and CMS out of business if they don’t do anything about this medical corruption, because it is so bad. 

They’re like stealing trillions of dollars from the American public over the past 25 years doing this. And who knows how long it’s been going on with these long-term acute care hospitals where they’re keeping people 15 extra days just because the insurance will pay for it, and then the guy gets another infection and has to stay 30 days. 

This is like a violation of the civil rights of those patients, keeping them in a hospital coated with multi-drug resistant organisms and putting them at risk for getting another infection just because the insurance is paying for extra days. It is a travesty that this is going on in Ohio. I’ve never heard of anything like this in Illinois or Chicago. 

So I think this is just straight-up Ohio corruption, and Ohio is not the greatest state whatsoever. It’s a shithole state, actually, filled with racists and dumbasses, because… I had a patient in Ohio, a black patient, that had a wide open belly with his intestines exposed and a piece of plastic over it, and I added IV Dilaudid for pain control because he said he was in excruciating pain. I worked for a week, and then I went off for a week, and I came back, and I walked in the room and the guy was crying, and then I asked him what’s going on. 

He said, they stopped my IV pain meds. So I looked and someone had stopped it. So I ordered it and then told the nurse to give it right away, and he got it, and he felt better. So then I worked a week, I went off for a week, he came back. He was crying again in the room, and I said, what’s going on? 

So I went and found the doctor who stopped the medicine, and you know, the guy’s belly was still exposed with his intestines exposed. He looked like an operation man in real life. It was crazy. I’d never seen a surgery like that. There was like a piece of plastic, and you could see all of his intestines in there. 

So then I go talk to this doctor who’s a white guy, and I’m like, why did you stop the pain meds on this guy? And he said, oh, I’m trying to wean him off. And I was like, this guy’s belly is exposed with a piece of plastic over his intestines. Like, why are you trying to wean him off pain meds? That’s not going to heal for two or three years. And then he just shrugged. Michael Conoway MD. 

So then I talked to the chief medical officer of the company and asked him, like, this is kind of racist because I had a white patient, he didn’t stop the IV Dilaudid on that I started. He only stopped it on my black patients. And then the chief medical or the chief CEO Craig Barker DO of the company is like, are you going to make a big deal about racism? And I was like, I didn’t say anything, but yeah, I am because I was an attending in Chicago for 15 years and 80% of my patients were black. 

So, you know, the other thing is in Ohio, they question sickle cell patients about the dose of their IV pain meds when they come into the hospital. In Chicago, we just give them whatever they ask for. That just shows how racist the doctors in Ohio are against black people. It’s unbelievable. 

I think, in fact, they should sue any white doctor who ever stopped IV Dilaudid or IV pain meds on a black person in Ohio just because it’s probably some white racist doing it just to stop them on a black person for no reason. 

Like why are you trying to wean the pain meds off of a black person who needs them? Like, why are you trying to wean them off? Do you think black people are more likely to get addicted to IV pain meds or something? Because that’s racist. And you’re a racist. 

That’s why all these white doctors in Ohio are huge racists, so fuck them. They should all lose their medical licenses. Any white doctor who ever stopped IV pain meds on a black person, the white doctor should lose their medical license, period. Yeah, because they did it because they’re racist. They shouldn’t be doctors. Fuck them. 

You’re supposed to treat every person equally. That’s how I do it. That’s how I was taught to do it, but apparently the white doctors who taught me don’t actually do it that way. Or the white students and residents that were being taught didn’t learn it that way. 

So I don’t know what the fuck the problem is in Ohio, but I’m here to clean this shit up because I don’t give a fuck. I’m a doctor. I’m here to solve the problems doctors have, and you shitfuck doctors are a big problem for me. So fuck you.

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Mafia Fashion

Mafia fashion is interesting. What do the colors mean? What does it mean to be a blood? What does it mean to be in the Irish mafia? Is it just that you’re wearing green? Is it just that you’re wearing red? No, the green becomes your whole life. The red becomes your whole life. Everything you do is about those colors and what they represent and mean to you. I remember once I was listening to the radio, and this woman said, Bloods make the best fathers out of all the gangs. That was when I decided I would join the Bloods. Or maybe I was already in the Bloods. I think I’ve been in the Bloods since my patients indoctrinated me into it in Chicago. I had so many patients whose family members were in the Bloods or the patient themselves was in the Bloods. Some of the patients even called me Blood, like, thanks, Blood, when I ordered some medication that made them feel better. Does that mean I’m in the Bloods? No. I was outside the chicken store once, and I asked a Blood, am I in the Bloods? And the Blood said, if you want to be in the Bloods, you’re in the Bloods. So I guess that was when I joined it, when I was outside that chicken store in Hyde Park, sitting next to Obama’s guy in the black sedan. What is that chicken store? It’s famous. If you don’t know, it’s called Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. Waffles is my cat’s name too. Peanut named the cat Waffles and the other cat Pancake. It’s kind of funny how Waffles is plural, but Pancake’s not. But Pancake is a combination of black and white. Waffles has that jungle cat color. Both of them were Hawaiian street cats. They’re from Hawaii. They were born in Hawaii. I love Waffles so much. He’s the cutie boy. I treated him like a dog when he was a kitten, so he loves to cuddle and snuggle. Pancake I treated like a cat, except I took her into the pool. She got so mad when I took her into the pool. But it was just so she’s the king cat. I just wanted her to be the king cat because she’s a boss bitch. Pancake is the only animal that ever could boss me around. Well, I guess Lucy can boss me around too, but Pancake was the first animal that ever could boss me around. Why? I don’t know, I think Pancake’s like Camila in a way. Like, if I do something that makes her mad, she just ignores me and then that hurts me more than anything. When Camila is ignoring me, I feel so sad. I feel like she’s been ignoring me for a couple of years now. She hasn’t had a new song in a couple of years. Makes me sad. Her songs are what make me happy because I can hear her voice. When there’s no new song, it’s like she’s not telling me anything else. It’s like she’s keeping all her secrets to herself. And then I wonder if she even loves me. Maybe she really does love that guy she’s with. Maybe I’m just stupid and in the mafia and I got my mafia codes mixed up. Maybe she’s in my mafia and I have to let her marry someone from another mafia, even though I love her. It seems that’s what happened with all my other girls. They all got married off to other mafias. Once my mom told me maybe I’m the person who doesn’t get married. She said something like, maybe not everyone is destined to get married. That makes me really sad. I always just wanted to be married and have a family. That’s all I ever wanted. I mean, I have my gang family and my mafia family, but it only goes so far with that. I know they would kill me in a second if they could to take what I have and redistribute it or something. That’s the shitty part about being in the mafia. You can’t even trust the people around you. Even though they only have what they have because of you, they’re always willing to fuck you over. So Corleone, will you be the godfather? Godfather Corleone, will you be the godfather? I’ll just be a hitter. I’m pretty good at hitting. Maybe I’m not so good at hitting on these chicks. They only stay with me for a short time. I have fun with them though, I’m with them though. And then they leave. Usually a few years later, they send me a picture of a baby and they’re like, I got a baby now. And I’m like, damn, I wish it was my baby. They don’t even send pictures of the husband. They just send me a picture of the baby. I guess they know it’ll make me sad because I don’t have one with me. All I got is a bunch of gold and a million dollar condo, penthouse, and three or four cars. But all of that’s just objects. So I collect objects like gold and paintings and purses and leather jackets and sports memorabilia. I hope it can fill the void in my soul. from not having the woman with me. And then someone pisses me off to go on a mission to pull triggers. So I go and pull the triggers, and the targets are killed, and then the CIA finds out about it, and they wanna use my triggers. So they offer me a deal, 100K per kill, and I do about 947 kills, but then they tell me I’ve done 104,000 kills.

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BAD BUNNY MONACO REMIX

She asked me where I’d like to meet. I said Monaco. We met at a race. We went to the casino. We played blackjack and roulette. We had many drinks. We went dancing. We rented sports cars and drove them on the strip.

She told me she had a house there. She took me to her house. It had a secret garage entrance. It was right around the turn before you turn right and then go down the windy path to the water. It has a nice view of the ocean, or should I say the sea. It’s a cool house. She said the queen of Monaco gave it to her as a present for singing at her daughter’s wedding. I was impressed.

There were about 20 garage spots for cars there. I told her I wouldn’t mind living in Monaco. It would be a fun place to settle down. I’m sure the schools are good, I told her. That’s really the only thing that matters to me in a place, how good the schools are. I grew up in a place that was kind of racist, but the schools were good. I mean, I learned math, physics, science, everything that I needed to become a doctor and invent time travel. I hoped Monaco had as good of schools as Westchester, Ohio. That’s all I could tell her.

She somehow made it into my pictures of Ferrari Dino 6 and Lamborghini Diablo job, both of which are two of my porno movies that I’ve planned to make in the future. I make regular movies, I make sci-fi movies, I make sci-fact movies, I make porno movies. I’m a movie director. I don’t know why you think I work for the CIA. These are all just scripts I’m writing for CIA movies. Don’t you know CIA controls Hollywood? I figured I might as well appeal directly to the boss of Hollywood, the CIA, with my CIA time travel movies.

You know how I used the CIA to kill all the Nazi time travelers and kill all the Stalin time travelers and kill all the alien time travelers and kill any time traveler except for me and my wife who live in Monaco, Manchester, Ohio, and Miami, Florida, and Chicago, Illinois. We don’t really go to that many places. We just needed a nice triangle and then we put Cincinnati in the middle. It kind of makes like a Star Trek symbol if you look at it on a map. Yeah.

The three points of the triangle are Chicago, Miami, and Monaco, and the center point is Cincinnati, Ohio. That’s the home of space travel. It’s called New Miami 2. New Miami 1 is just Cincinnati, Chicago, and Miami. New Miami 2 includes Monaco.

We can thank Bad Bunny for that Monaco track that really kind of set it off for me. That’s my favorite Bad Bunny song. You know, me and Bad Bunny, we go way back. He’ll tell you someday where he comes from. You know, there’s a world where there’s only bunnies. Bunnies and carrots and flowers. One day one of those bad bunnies became a human. And that bad bunny sang this song, I Like It, with Cardi B. And then, you know, the rest is history.

When Bad Bunny did the Super Bowl, that was something else. Curb stomping through all the jungles of Central and South America in one clip. What a great performance. What an excellent performance. And he didn’t even play Monaco. I guess you’re supposed to play Monaco while you’re watching the clip. That’s probably what I’ll do. That’ll just be my little gifty gift. My little gifty gift to the world. Bad Bunny Super Bowl Monaco remix.

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BAD BUNNY HALFTIME SHOW

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Bad Bunny performs during his first show of his 30-date concert residency at the Coliseo de Puerto Rico José Miguel Agrelot, in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Friday, July 11, 2025. (AP Photo/Alejandro Granadillo)
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UNITED STATES – JANUARY 27: The Seattle Seahawks Sea Gals cheerleading squad head coach Sherri Thompson, center, provides instruction while they work on a routine on Thursday January 26, 2006 at Bally Fitness in Bellevue, Washington. They will be performing on the sidelines at the Super Bowl in Detroit on February 5, 2006. (Photo by Kevin P. Casey/Bloomberg via Getty Images)
UNITED STATES – JANUARY 27: The Seattle Seahawks Sea Gals cheerleader squad practice a routine on Thursday January 26, 2006 at Bally Fitness in Bellevue, Wash. They will be performing on the sidelines at the Super Bowl in Detroit on February 5, 2006. (Photo by Kevin P. Casey/Bloomberg via Getty Images)
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120213-N-KD852-106 ARABIAN SEA (Feb. 13, 2012) The Seattle Seahawks cheerleaders, the Sea Gals, perform for Sailors and Marines aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Makin Island (LHD 8). Their visit to the ship was part of an Armed Forces Entertainment-sponsored tour to help boost morale for deployed troops. Makin Island and embarked Marines assigned to the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit (11th MEU) are deployed supporting maritime security operations and theater security cooperation efforts in the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Chief Mass Communication Specialist John Lill/Released)
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KASIKE

Where did I first hear the term Kasike? It was from the lips of an angel. I wondered what it meant so I had to look it up. Someone had taken the time to make a gif of it after all. When I found out what it was and what it meant, I thought this would be good name for something to do with fashion & music.

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